The Equaliser

NOW EVERYONE CAN BE A MONEY LENDER!

Stumbled upon this banner along the roadside near Kelab Golf Negara Subang tonight.
Following the mass poster wars between Ah Longs or money lenders (both licenced and unlicenced), that have coloured lamp posts, sidewalks, bus stops, pillars and public toilets around the country, this comes as a breath of fresh air.
Now, you not only have a chance to get those fast loans whenever you require, you can also depend on these yet-to-be-nicknamed entities who provide recovery services for your convenience. This is an equaliser.
Imagine the possibilities and opportunities this brings to all of you. Not only will this be an industry that lives off Ah Longs, who will generate the demand for freelance debt collection services, this will provide a sense of stability within the Ah Long industry.
Ah Longs themselves will no longer have to be the tough, armed-and-dangerous characters they've always been presumed to be.
With this kind of service just a phone call away, all those makciks with extra cash and the will to invest in the fast loan business can now sleep with a little peace of mind knowing that there's someone who can take care of unscrupulous borrowers.
If Air Asia can thrive, so can this. Soon we can probably do anything we want!