That catchy sign

There's something about signs that people put up to attract attention that attracts me to them.
But this one at the car wash in SS14, Subang Jaya has attracted an almost endless line of customers, right through the night. It is conveniently located less than half a kilometre from my home so I sometimes utilise the facility. At RM8 for a wash and vaccum, it is within the reasonable range.
But read the sign. HEHEHEHE.......

They don't have to be in the Queen's English to be attractive do they?